Q&A with Amanda!

March 18th, 2010 by Amanda Filed under: Blog | Comment (1)

Where were you born, and how was life growing up?

I was born in a very small town in southern Missouri. My life growing up had many ups & downs. I come from a very small family and we had our share of issues.

What would the average person say about you?

The average person who actually got to know me would definitely say I am very down to earth & easy to talk to. I would say the number one thing I hear a lot from people after they get to know me a little is, “Wow, I feel like I have known you forever.” I think that’s a pretty good quality.

What kind of stuff did you get into after high school?

HaHa .. ummmmm … what do I want everyone to know?? Just kidding. I went on to college and finished with a 4.0GPA. Then I went on to become one of the top Financial Analyst in the Midwest with the company I worked for. And for the past 4 years I have been modeling and am currently working on recording a few songs & designing my own cosmetic line. Stay tuned!!!!

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My 24th BDay Bash!!!

March 17th, 2010 by Amanda Filed under: Blog | Comment (0)

* * * * * HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME!!! * * * * *

March 16th, 2010 by Amanda Filed under: Blog | Comment (0)

HAPPY BDAY 2 ME! HAPPY BDAY 2 ME! HAPPY BDAY 2 ME!!!

MOM THIS ONE’S 4 U .. ♥ U! ..& MY POPS!

**BIG BIG HUG & KISS**

2010 CALENDAR LIQUIDATION SALE …GET YOURS NOW!!!!

March 16th, 2010 by Amanda Filed under: Blog | Comment (1)


2010 CALENDAR LIQUIDATION SALE!!!!

Every last calendar must go!!!


***GET YOUR 2010 AMANDA OLSON CALENDAR NOW – LOWEST PRICE EVER!!!!!***


Now SPECIAL Price: $9.99

(Price includes shipping!!!)

*HURRY*HURRY*HURRY*

A little laugh for you. :)

March 15th, 2010 by Amanda Filed under: Blog | Comment (1)

Two women friends had a girl’s night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and didn’t want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman’s husband was concerned his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: ‘These girl nights have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!’

‘That’s nothing’ said the other husband, ‘Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said…..

‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.

The Sparkle Factory @ Sephora in Chesterfield, MO

March 13th, 2010 by Amanda Filed under: Blog | Comment (0)

Don’t miss out!!

TODAY –> Saturday, March 13th

Chesterfield Sephora will be transformed into “THE SPARKLE FACTORY” to celebrate thier new makeup line, TARINA TARANTINO!

291 Chesterfield Mall
Chesterfield, MO 63017-4810

Be curious and explore this fantastical world where you never know what you’ll find behind each door.

Come by and get sparklicious with us!!

Gotta love Tax Season =p

March 13th, 2010 by Amanda Filed under: Blog | Comment (0)

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”

“Good question,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.”

“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

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